Showing posts with label St Paul. Show all posts
Showing posts with label St Paul. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

No Hope in New Hope!!!!!!

The men in blue in New Hope, MN where able to apprehend mob members this past Saturday at the FAF (Family Arts Festival).

We have always known that the notorious ramble rousers wouldn't be able to abate justice forever, and this was our chance!

Look at her smug look as this Johnny Law puts the cuffs on the member kwown as Giraffe Art + Utility.

Rebecca pleaded to spare her monkeys, but we have worked too hard tracking these pest around the greater metro area to let their prehensile tails of destruction slip through the bars of the law.









Save your one phone call for Hazel and Melvin, Rebecca, cause you're going away!






Even though she tried to obscure her face we know there will being no more running from the long arm of the law for Run Amok!

Even Jack from our K-9 Unit agreed, those handcuffs were hand made for Hezze*Made!


















We were able to dust for prints to find evidence to stop the international reach of Trophiogrande.....good riddance!

Congratulations on a job well done!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!
The mob was able to slip through our hands again, as the prosecution, for unexplained reasons, dropped all charges!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

St Paul Craftmafia at the Textile Center

The mob was spotted on Saturday (August 25, 2007) approximately 10:00 AM at the location of 3000 University Ave SE, Minneapolis 55414 . According to evidence found on the scene their wares will be displayed from August 19 to September 1.

The crime scene involved gruesome displays a self-mutilating ham, some decorative plates, and what one can only assume a group of sock monkeys who were behind on their payments.




Our man on the inside was able to shoot these photos of the meeting place.


Warning, the crime scene photos get to even the most grizzled veterans on the force.....